Joke thread

[horlock_was_super]

I agree ( no idea what it means )

It basically means:

“He’s played 10 minutes for nytid? He’s first on my next squad call up!”


I think. Though I don’t know any foreign languages, though, I am fluent in complete and utter bollocks.

 

[MCFCTrick]

Highlight the bit you want translated and then right click and click "translate to English"

Mind blown ... never saw that before. Cheers!

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[KS55]

Highlight the bit you want translated and then right click and click "translate to English"

He needs it translated to Bigg.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

He needs it translated to Bigg.

Which is basically a couple of grunts and a moan.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Which is basically a couple of grunts and a moan.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

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That poor child

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Vienna_70]

As a young man pulled up to an isolated spot with his girlfriend of a few days, he asked her if she believed in the hereafter.

"What do you mean?" she replied.

"Well, if you’re not here after what I’m here after, you’ll be here after I’ve gone."

 

[kippaxneil]

My mate has just got a job as a postman after being out of work for 18 months. I'm really pleased for him...at least it'll keep him off the streets.