Joke thread

[BongoBlue]

When I die, I want it to be peacefully, in my sleep like my grandad.
Not the like his passengers in the car.

 

[johnnytapia]

It can be. Yanks say “Ayysap” sometimes.

It’s an initialism, not an acronym.

 

[Sam101]

It's my Scouse Nephew's birthday tomorrow.



So as a special treat I've slipped a twenty pound note into his Nan's purse.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

It’s an initialism, not an acronym.

If it can be read as a word it becomes an acronym, like NATO, which is simply the initial letters of the organisation, so it is both, but only if pronounced the American way.