Joke thread

[Hertzblue]

 

[Sam101]

While listening to the radio I heard a report about a car traveling in the wrong direction on the M74.




Knowing my Mrs was on the M74 I phoned to warn her, in tears she said it's not just one there are hundreds of them.

 

[Sam101]

How does Rocky eat his pizza?

Sliced, alone

 

[Casey69]

Hovis,warburton,kingsmill,Robert’s …. I see bread people !

 

[Lavinda Past]

ASAP isn’t an acronym.

What do we want?

More pedants!

When do we want them?

Fuck off!

:-)