Joke thread

[Hertzblue]

 

[Sam101]

While listening to the radio I heard a report about a car traveling in the wrong direction on the M74.




Knowing my Mrs was on the M74 I phoned to warn her, in tears she said it's not just one there are hundreds of them.

 

[Sam101]

How does Rocky eat his pizza?

Sliced, alone

 

[Casey69]

Hovis,warburton,kingsmill,Robert’s …. I see bread people !

 

[Lavinda Past]

ASAP isn’t an acronym.

What do we want?

More pedants!

When do we want them?

Fuck off!

:-)

 

[Sam101]

My Scouse mate has just got his kids a trampoline and bikes for Christmas from the internet.


I asked him which website he saw them on and he replied, "Google Earth!"..

 

[Sam101]

Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay for the 22nd time.

 

[Vienna_70]

Or even a scarecrow....

Eh?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Eh?

A scarecrow outstanding in his field was how I heard ir.

 

[citizen_maine]

A scarecrow outstanding in his field was how I heard ir.

I take it that version wasn't funny either