Joke thread

[Hertzblue]

 

[kippaxneil]

Political correctness is going bonkers.
My mate Guy Chapman has had to change his name to Person Personperson!!

 

[kippaxneil]

After a long illness, I’m sad to announce that my overweight Parrot has finally passed away due to problems related to obesity.
It had a good life though....and I can’t deny it’s a huge weight off my shoulders.

 

[Lavinda Past]

After a long illness, I’m sad to announce that my overweight Parrot has finally passed away due to problems related to obesity.
It had a good life though....and I can’t deny it’s a huge weight off my shoulders.

Less than 48 hours after last being posted...

Come on Neil, try to keep up!

:-)

 

[sir baconface]

Less than 48 hours after last being posted...

Come on Neil, try to keep up!

:-)

Yeah, the normal protocol is 72 hours or 2 pages, whichever is the shorter.

 

[Sam101]

Why is Mickey Mouse’s helicopter no use in Scotland?


Disneyland...

 

[JRockBlues]

Keep getting this thread mixed up with the TV one. So many damn repeats.

 

[Sam101]

Me: A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie


Friend: Gladiator?



Me: No I really miss her.

 

[Sam101]

As the doctor went through my notes, he said, "The surgery has risks. You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes but there is a chance it will affect your ability to maintain an erection."


I said, "How come?"


He said, "Well ... your wife is very ugly."

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]