Joke thread
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Lavinda Past
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Just saw on the news that three cliff walkers have died today.
What a coincidence, all three having the same name.
What a coincidence, all three having the same name.
Lavinda Past
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They say that the first step is the hardest.
When I went to the swimming pool it was the third step... just before the cold water hit my bollocks.
When I went to the swimming pool it was the third step... just before the cold water hit my bollocks.
Lavinda Past
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Lavinda Past
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The woman next door is just back from Turkey where she had one of those bum lift ops.
It looks like she's only had one buttock done. The surgeon's done a right half arsed job.
It looks like she's only had one buttock done. The surgeon's done a right half arsed job.
Lavinda Past
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There's a spam email going round asking recipients to spell 'part' backwards.
Don't do it... it's a trap.
Don't do it... it's a trap.
Lavinda Past
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Little known fact... the rapper Cardi B has a brother who is a construction equipment manufacturer
His name is JC.
His name is JC.
sir baconface
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The Church of England appoints Big Sam to shore things up until the end of the season.
