Joke thread

[Sam101]

My wife's so fat she can't see her feet.


She lost both her legs to Type 2 Diabetes.

 

[Sam101]

My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.

I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"

 

[Lavinda Past]

I went to the doctor fir a check up and he told me that I am going deaf

That news was hard to hear

 

[noblelord]

 

[Sam101]

I got a right bargain today. I bought a full book of raffle tickets from the newsagent for £1.99



They're £1 a strip in my local pub

 

[Skr1975]

A vegetarian and a vegan jump off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first, who wins?

You’ve forgotten the punchline which is a fairly important part of a joke

The correct answer is ‘society’

 

[Sam101]

Today I've been searching online for Swiss assisted suicide clinics


I've decided to go with the one with no reviews as I'm guessing they're the best

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[SamTheGuru]

You’ve forgotten the punchline which is a fairly important part of a joke

The correct answer is ‘society’

Thank you for that. If it wasn't for you, I would have never realised.