Joke thread

[Barcon]

Who is Tim Vine?

Wh..... Oh, never mind.

 

[sir baconface]

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81?

He said "No"

Good to see some drei humour.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I found out that the guy who stole my diary died yesterday.

My thoughts are with his family.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I'm not going to our local acupuncturist any more.

He's a bit of a backstabber.

 

[blue44]

I keep forgetting what amnesia means ...

 

[bluemoon32]

Hope i win the office Christmas jumper competition.

 

[Lavinda Past]

The lead singer of Pulp has released a new album consisting of nothing but rooster noises.

Seriously, is there no limit to what that Cocker dude'll do?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Our local amateur dramatic company are putting on a pantomime about a schizophrenic greengrocer.

It's called Jack and the beans talk.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I bought a music ststem at a boot sale the other day.

It only plays music by Cream, The Strawbs and The Jam.

It's a gateau blaster

 

[BigJoe#1]

My mate said he didn't have a clue about cloning.....

I said that "well makes two of us"