Joke thread

[Vienna_70]

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81?

He said "No"

That’s a very good use of word play.

 

[Vienna_70]

Good to see some drei humour.

Try telling an Elf.

 

[KS55]

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81?

He said "No"

I asked my friend if he knew the square root of 81.
He paused and then said:
“I’m American”

 

[AliBobbyJ]

I asked my friend if he knew the square root of 81.
He paused and then said:
“I’m American”

Very good.
But don't blame me, I taught them History.

(Er - yes, i know.)

 

[meltonblue]

Just been stung by nettles.

£125 for a signed Bergerac photo…

 

[ericpodeofcroydon]

Just been stung by nettles.

£125 for a signed Bergerac photo…

Just been stung by a Bee,
£125 for a jar of honey.