Vienna_70
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Try telling an Elf.
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Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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I asked my friend if he knew the square root of 81.I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81?
He said "No"
He paused and then said:
“I’m American”
Very good.I asked my friend if he knew the square root of 81.
He paused and then said:
“I’m American”
But don't blame me, I taught them History.
(Er - yes, i know.)
meltonblue
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Just been stung by nettles.
£125 for a signed Bergerac photo…
£125 for a signed Bergerac photo…
ericpodeofcroydon
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Just been stung by a Bee,Just been stung by nettles.
£125 for a signed Bergerac photo…
£125 for a jar of honey.
Lavinda Past
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My mate finished his meal in the restaurant and the waiter said "your bill sir"
He said no I'm not, I'm Jeff.
He said no I'm not, I'm Jeff.
Lavinda Past
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I like making jokes about the parts of the eyes
The cornea the better
The cornea the better
RadcliffeRick
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Can you teach me? I could be your student!!I like making jokes about the parts of the eyes
The cornea the better
I heard that joke before.I like making jokes about the parts of the eyes
The cornea the better
I think it was Iris that told me it.
Grassland Blue
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Pupil......Can you teach me? I could be your student!!