Joke thread

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I fell asleep on the trampoline again.

Third night on the bounce.

 

[Sam101]

I tried to sell my Thomas the Tank Engine train set at an antiques shop today.



"You would have got more for it if the fat controller wasn't missing." Said the assistant.



"Yeah, you're probably right." I replied. "She's good at haggling."

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was in the supermarket yesterday and saw a bloke steal some potatoes, carrots, turnips and celery.

I was thinking of going after him, but realised it would be fruitless.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Woke up early this morning so thought I’d go for a stroll down the lane, through the old tunnel along by the river, across the meadow, up the hill and over and down by the bridge...

Sorry, I’m just rambling now.

 

[bonespost]

 

[mrcunny]

Rachel Reeves adds winning the London Marathon to her CV