Joke thread

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[mexico1970]

My viewing for tonight and New Years Day.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

My friend has been sick since Christmas so I went to visit him today and took some presents.

I hope he doesn't notice they're missing.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Five charged with Liam Payne's murder...

When did Enid Blyton start writing again?

 

[Lavinda Past]

People told Beethoven he would never make it

But did he listen?

 

[LWashington]

Where were Elvis's favourite two months of the year ?

FebruaryMarch

 

[Blue Bogey]

I hope Pep has remembered to tell the team to have a poop before the end of the 31st December.

We don’t want to be carrying the same shit into the New Year!