dronefromsector7G
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Good to see that joke has been dug up again
Joke thread
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Bill Walker
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Been keeping it under wraps.
Lavinda Past
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My mate and his missus went to view a house today. He said the house was nice but there was one room absolutely crammed with boxes of Tampax.
The estate agent said it was packed with period features.
The estate agent said it was packed with period features.
Lavinda Past
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What's a Rastafarian's favourite chocolate biscuit?
A Wagwan Wheel
A Wagwan Wheel
Lavinda Past
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I’ve just bought a novelty Jehovah's Witness Advent Calendar.
Every time you open a door, someone shouts ‘fuck off’.
Every time you open a door, someone shouts ‘fuck off’.
Lavinda Past
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Three friends decided to have a bet on who could make their wife scream the most during sex...
They went home, gave it their best effort, and met up the next day to compare results.
The first friend boasted, "I made love to my wife for two hours, and she screamed for at least an hour and a half!"
The second friend replied, "That's nothing. I made love to my wife for two hours, and not only was she screaming the whole time, but she kept screaming for another half-hour after that."
Then the third friend said, "That's amateur stuff. I made love to my wife for ten minutes, finished twice, wiped my dick on the curtain, and she's still screaming."
They went home, gave it their best effort, and met up the next day to compare results.
The first friend boasted, "I made love to my wife for two hours, and she screamed for at least an hour and a half!"
The second friend replied, "That's nothing. I made love to my wife for two hours, and not only was she screaming the whole time, but she kept screaming for another half-hour after that."
Then the third friend said, "That's amateur stuff. I made love to my wife for ten minutes, finished twice, wiped my dick on the curtain, and she's still screaming."
Lavinda Past
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“Doctor, Would you please kiss me?” asks the patient..
"No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replies the doctor.
"Please, just one kiss," she pleads.
"Sorry," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. To be honest, I shouldn't even be shagging you."
"No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replies the doctor.
"Please, just one kiss," she pleads.
"Sorry," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. To be honest, I shouldn't even be shagging you."
Lavinda Past
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Lavinda Past
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I started my new job at the chemist this morning and some bloke walked in.
"I've got a blocked nose, a sore throat and my head feels like it's going to explode", he said. "Have you got anything?"
I said, "No mate, I feel fine!"
"I've got a blocked nose, a sore throat and my head feels like it's going to explode", he said. "Have you got anything?"
I said, "No mate, I feel fine!"