Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don’t know; I just fly the drone.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I went in a Star Wars themed restaurant the other day and saw the 'special' was Wookie steak.

I didn't have it, but I bet it’s chewie.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun, eating ice cream in my garden this afternoon.

I think they were basking robins

 

[Lavinda Past]

Dwarves don't shop at Aldi.

They're Lidl people

 

[LWashington]

My wife's leaving me because she says I can't take anything seriously, and so she has nothing to lose.

I said "Bollocks!! When we visited south-west France in 2016, you got that keyring from the aerospace museum."

 

[NZBlue]

 

[meltonblue]

Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his mates?



Because he’s married.