Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Sam101]

My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.


"Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?"


"I don't know, Daddy" he replied.

 

[Sam101]

I bought my Grandson an Action Man for his birthday, but he told me he really wanted a Red Indian.


Since then I've been trying to put a brave face on it.

 

[Sam101]

Told the girlfriend that Mum is deaf so speak loud and slow.

Told Mum that the girlfriend is retarded. .

 

[Lavinda Past]

My next door neighbour poisoned his wife with a razor blade.

He gave her arse a nick

 

[Lavinda Past]

I've just foout that Popeye only used Olive Oil for anal sex

 

[Lavinda Past]

It's very rare that a defibrillator fails.

But when it does, no one is shocked.