Joke thread

Spanish conquistadors in search of the legendary bacon tree send a scout on ahead, sometime later he returns, his body full of arrows! Get back he shouts there’s no bacon tree it’s a ham bush !
 
Spanish conquistadors in search of the legendary bacon tree send a scout on ahead, sometime later he returns, his body full of arrows! Get back he shouts there’s no bacon tree it’s a ham bush !
I heard that years ago, but I couldn’t remember it exactly.
 
Q.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?


Ans. Doug.

So what do you call a man without a spade in his head?




Ans. Doug less.
 
What do you call a moslem with a rasher of bacon on his head?

Hamed.



What do you call a moslem with ten rashers of bacon on his head?


Mohammed.



And what do you call a moslem with 10 rashers of bacon on his head carrying a sheep?


Mohammed has lamb.
 

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