Joke thread

[Casey69]

My wife just bought a different brand of washing powder.

It was a Bold move.

We’ve got daz on our roof… couldn’t get no aerial!

 

[Casey69]

Spanish conquistadors in search of the legendary bacon tree send a scout on ahead, sometime later he returns, his body full of arrows! Get back he shouts there’s no bacon tree it’s a ham bush !

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Vienna_70]

United, 13th.

That’s not a joke; it’s true.

But, it is as funny as fuck!

 

[Vienna_70]

Spanish conquistadors in search of the legendary bacon tree send a scout on ahead, sometime later he returns, his body full of arrows! Get back he shouts there’s no bacon tree it’s a ham bush !

I heard that years ago, but I couldn’t remember it exactly.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Q.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?


Ans. Doug.

So what do you call a man without a spade in his head?




Ans. Doug less.

 

[Grassland Blue]

What do you call a moslem with a rasher of bacon on his head?

Hamed.



What do you call a moslem with ten rashers of bacon on his head?


Mohammed.



And what do you call a moslem with 10 rashers of bacon on his head carrying a sheep?


Mohammed has lamb.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Clive: Let's form a band.


Ulrika: What shall we call ourselves?


Nigel: How about naming ourselves like ABBA?


Tracey: Bad idea.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Clive: Let's form a band.


Ulrika: What shall we call ourselves?


Nigel: How about naming ourselves like ABBA?


Tracey: Bad idea.

I’m going to assume the joke there is that you are repeating it so soon after it had been posted…AGAIN!!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Clive: Let's form a band.


Ulrika: What shall we call ourselves?


Nigel: How about naming ourselves like ABBA?


Tracey: Bad idea.

That "joke" was posted a few days ago