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Lavinda Past
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Lavinda Past
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The customer asked the shop assistant: "Is this Ghee or butter?"
"It's Ghee, said the assistant."
"Thank you," said the customer. "I'm glad we got that clarified."
"It's Ghee, said the assistant."
"Thank you," said the customer. "I'm glad we got that clarified."
Lavinda Past
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A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a travelling salesman and goes in for an interview.
"Looking at your CV, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer. "Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you".
"But wait", says the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin, I stop winking".
"Show me", replies the interviewer.
So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colours before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.
"It's great. You stopped winking", says the interviewer, "but we can't have our salesmen womanizing all over the country".
"What do you mean?", asks the man. "I'm happily married".
"How do you explain all the condoms then?" asks the interviewer.
"Oh, that", sighs the man. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?
"Looking at your CV, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer. "Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you".
"But wait", says the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin, I stop winking".
"Show me", replies the interviewer.
So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colours before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.
"It's great. You stopped winking", says the interviewer, "but we can't have our salesmen womanizing all over the country".
"What do you mean?", asks the man. "I'm happily married".
"How do you explain all the condoms then?" asks the interviewer.
"Oh, that", sighs the man. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?
Lavinda Past
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I once started taking an adhd test, but I lost interest.
I was at the tills in tesco this morning with two trolleys piled full of shopping when I noticed this frail old lady behind me with just a box of teabags,so I decided to do the right thing and said to her.
"I'd piss off to another till love,i could be fucking ages"
"I'd piss off to another till love,i could be fucking ages"
