Joke thread

[Sam101]

I was hard at work yesterday, then this fat, ginger woman walked in.

Then it went down to a semi. .

 

[Prater70]

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[maccieblue]

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But what did aunt Bessie get for you

 

[Sam101]

I was named after my father.

Obviously, seeing as he was born before me.

 

[Sam101]

The Judge asked me if I thought his duck impression was a good one.

I replied “Yes Mallard”

 

[KS55]

The Judge asked me if I thought his duck impression was a good one.

I replied “Yes Mallard”

There is a widespread breakout of judges impersonating animals, why?

 

[Eccles Blue]

A friend just sent me this message:


I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your gardens, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

(Please keep this going and steal this post like I did...

) I hope you got a good laugh

Sometimes you just need to laugh

...it’s good for the soul..and another thing don't drink and drive you might spill it.

 

[Lavinda Past]

A man runs into a hotel and tells the lady at the front desk, "I need a room. I just got married."

"Congratulations, sir. Would you like the bridal?"

"No thanks, I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets the hang of it."

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[jimharri]

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