Joke thread

[jimharri]

 

[Vienna_70]

The village idiot was sitting by a water trough, with a fishing rod and the line in the water.

A passer-by saw him, and asked, "Have you caught anything today?"

"Yeah, you’re the fifth one."

 

[bluemanchester]

 

[Zubrman]

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Ha ha hah!!!!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[JASR]

Dad joke made up on the spot during chat over Christmas dinner…after the appalling cracker jokes... The chat was about our cat and the neighbourhood cats coming visiting and trying the cat flap to get our cat to come out to play…

‘The cats are probably coming round to convert our cat to religion’
‘What?!?’
‘Yes, they’re probably Jehovah’s whiskas’

 

[Skr1975]

 

[KS55]

My Christmas joke. We were playing charades and the answer had to be on a Christmas theme.
I did an exaggerated flounce followed by a kiss my fingers ‘perfect’ sign.
Nobody solved it……… Mince pie.

 

[kippaxneil]

Been struggling to wean myself off my addiction to Christmas leftovers gradually.
Think I'm just going to have to go cold turkey.

 

[MCFCTrick]