Joke thread

[moggymoz]

I've just suffocated my wife.

Best 5p I've ever spent.

 

[jimharri]

My mate Gavin has suddenly died after an overdose of heartburn tablets.

I cant believe Gavisgon...

 

[Manchester_lalala]

My mate Gavin has suddenly died after an overdose of heartburn tablets.

I cant believe Gavisgon...

Im having that one.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Did you hear the one about the sado-masochist who used to like waking himself up at 2 in the morning to give himself a freezing cold shower?
...so he didn't.

 

[maccadon]

My mate Gavin has suddenly died after an overdose of heartburn tablets.

I cant believe Gavisgon...

My name is gavin,can you guess what one of my genius mates calls me all the time?

 

[jimharri]

My name is gavin,can you guess what one of my genius mates calls me all the time?

Let me guess; Gavin?

 

[SteWadda]

Or Gav?

 

[maccadon]

Let me guess; Gavin?

Only my mum jim :-)

 

[maccadon]

Or Gav?

Just the polite ones

 

[Pelly Greeny]

My name is gavin,can you guess what one of my genius mates calls me all the time?

Dickhead?