Joke thread

[JULES]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Coz your mum's a slag

I thought it went;
why did the chicken cross the rosd?
because it was stuffed up Anthony worrel thompsons jumper

 

[BlueHammer85]

We do have a tall building now, the Hilton near Deansgate, so your attempt at humour has failed doubly.

Liverpool have the West Tower.... which is bigger than the Hilton

 

[Grassland Blue]

The west tower wasn't built when the giants were on their stroll!

 

[tshirtman]

Liverpool have the West Tower.... which is bigger than the Hilton

No it isn't

West tower 140m (40 floors)
Beetham tower 169m (47 floors)

 

[talkativesprout]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Coz your mum's a slag

and my dad enjoys a chicken up his arse

 

[MCFCTrick]

No it isn't

West tower 140m (40 floors)
Beetham tower 169m (47 floors)

All moot points, as the original joke was two pilots in a plane, and one says he can tell where they are simply by putting his arm out of the window, and feeling the air .... same punchline ...

 

[nmc]

No it isn't

West tower 140m (40 floors)
Beetham tower 169m (47 floors)

Dippers never let the facts get in the way....

 

[BlueHammer85]

No it isn't

West tower 140m (40 floors)
Beetham tower 169m (47 floors)

The Hilton is only 22 floors

 

[Grassland Blue]

The pilot would be able to tell where he was from his instruments ...

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The Hilton is only 22 floors

He said Beetham Tower not Hilton.