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- Some gobshites in day-glo green and black.
Some nutcase swinger couple that lied so he'd let them do him up the wrong un.
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Tuearts right boot
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Two blokes driving down a cobbled street. One says to the other "I've never come this way before"
Ahem............It's nuns. And they were riding bikes.
BimboBob
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Ahem............It's nuns. And they were riding bikes.
If, in his head, it's men, rather than what's in my head, two nuns, wearing stockings, sussies and basques, both busty, likes the occasional dabble, then that's up to him. Don't oppress him.
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I thought there was already a thread on *nited???
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2 nuns driving around town,when a car full off young yobs pull up next to them at the lights.
giving tosser signs to them,Sister Mary says to Sister Ann,don,t they know were Nuns,lower your window down & show them your cross Sister.
Which she does & then yells,listen here you young pricks, now f,ck off or i,ll cut your balls off...
giving tosser signs to them,Sister Mary says to Sister Ann,don,t they know were Nuns,lower your window down & show them your cross Sister.
Which she does & then yells,listen here you young pricks, now f,ck off or i,ll cut your balls off...
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2 nuns driving around town,when a car full off young yobs pull up next to them at the lights.
giving tosser signs to them,Sister Mary says to Sister Ann,don,t they know were Nuns,lower your window down & show them your cross Sister.
Which she does & then yells,listen here you young pricks, now f,ck off or i,ll cut your balls off...
Bernard Manning told this joke but a vampire jumped on the Nuns Morris Minor and he got told to get off my car you blood sucking ****.
aguero93:20
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- Some gobshites in day-glo green and black.
Ahem............It's nuns. And they were riding bikes.
If, in his head, it's men, rather than what's in my head, two nuns, wearing stockings, sussies and basques, both busty, likes the occasional dabble, then that's up to him. Don't oppress him.
Who said the nuns can't be men?
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Who said the nuns can't be men?
Came to that conversation late......
aguero93:20
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Why what time was I scheduled to be there at?Came to that conversation late......
Tuearts right boot
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Who said the nuns can't be men?
For it is written in the scriptures adorned upon the urinal walls of the House of Kebab.