Joke thread

[knuckles]

Not really a joke, but so true!

 

[knuckles]

And it was only half full !!!!

 

[Bill Walker]

My partner was moaning at me earlier saying I plan things to far in advance !

I thought to myself.

“That’s her off my Christmas Card list"

 

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

I'm at Heathrow, a guy has just collapsed onto the luggage carousel, he's coming round slowly.

I need to remember this for the next time im being picked up at the airport :-)

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[JRockBlues]

The cashier told me, "Strip down facing me."
By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late.

 

[knuckles]

 

[knuckles]

 

[knuckles]

 

[Mozzer]

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

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It says “Please send future royalties to Universal”…

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

Instantly turn your regular sofa into a sofa bed.

By simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

 

[CALCIO POTATO]

Glasgow Catholic Herald : Police Chief Resigns - Dick Pulls Out

 

[dickie davies]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[nw42]

 

[goalmole]

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet...

 

[BackofJeanette]