Joke thread

[LWashington]

Not sure about that but I know he was very apprehensive when he was in the company of Sir Cumcision

Is that because of the sign saying "Knights must remove their helmets before sitting at the round table." ?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Is it true king Arthur’s round table was designed by Sir Cumference?

That's a good joke........ to a degree

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluebc]

 

[LWashington]

That's a good joke........ to a degree

I think that you are going off at a tangent.

 

[KS55]

Is it true king Arthur’s round table was designed by Sir Cumference?

Strikes a chord with me.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The talk of these circular puns stopping, is just pi in the sky

 

[Carver]

Raf Rangnick arrives for his 1st training session as Manure's interim manager and wanders into the dressing room. He spots a massive steaming turd in the centre of the shower area. Outraged he runs onto the main training area and screams: "WHO'S SHIT ON THE FLOOR?!?!"

Harry Maguire responds "Me boss but I'm not bad in the air."

Nearly 30 years old that one, for the older generation:
First heard in 1992:

Peter Reid
End of season boat trip
‘Who’s shit on the deck’
Niall Quinn

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[mat]

 

[Dicko69]

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluebc]

 

[city saint]

scientists have found a way to run cars on parsley.they are also hopeful of running buses on thyme

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I'm dating an Italian bricklayer.

It's cement to be.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

scientists have found a way to run cars on parsley.they are also hopeful of running buses on thyme

Sage advice.

 

[balotellishaircut]

I'm dating an Italian bricklayer.

It's cement to be.

Don’t mixer it up by getting plastered.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Nellies left peg]

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