Joke thread

[sir baconface]

Some people can‘t find the clitoris.

Others can‘t spell it.

:-)

He couldn’t find it in the dicktionary.

It’s somewhere between ARSEHOLE and FLAPS.

Oh wait a minute.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What‘s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

 

[Blue Mist]

What‘s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

Ffs it's not Christmas yet, put the crackers away.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

What‘s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

Brilliant and up to your usual high standard Alan.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

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Not brilliant Alan, in fact not even slightly humorous.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Not brilliant Alan, in fact not even slightly humorous.

Please don’t report me to the police like the person who went to a Joe Lycett gig.

We’re allowed to find things funny and other things not!

 

[bluebc]

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Read it several times and need some Help

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Read it several times and need some Help

Son discovers addictive game from the 90s.

Son plays a bit and thinks he’s done well.

Gloats to his dad.

Dad thinks, yeah, I can beat that. Give me a go.

Dad smashes son’s record.

Son is grumpy.

Dad is doing imaginary high fives on his porch.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Not brilliant Alan, in fact not even slightly humorous.

Agreed. His own actual posts are funnier it was that bad

 

[bluebc]

Son discovers addictive game from the 90s.

Son plays a bit and thinks he’s done well.

Gloats to his dad.

Dad thinks, yeah, I can beat that. Give me a go.

Dad smashes son’s record.

Son is grumpy.

Dad is doing imaginary high fives on his porch.

Not often explaining a joke works but I now can’t wait to share this one

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Agreed. His own actual posts are funnier it was that bad

 

[Blueknows]

Sat on the settee with my girlfriend she started kissing me and said let's take this upstairs okay I said I'll get this end you get the other

 

[Blueknows]

Me and my wife have decided we don't want kids
We're going to tell them tonight

 

[Blueknows]

I've asked so many people what LGBQT stands for so far no one's given me a straight answer

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Son discovers addictive game from the 90s.

Son plays a bit and thinks he’s done well.

Gloats to his dad.

Dad thinks, yeah, I can beat that. Give me a go.

Dad smashes son’s record.

Son is grumpy.

Dad is doing imaginary high fives on his porch.

...and they call that humour or have I missed something ?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

...and they call that humour or have I missed something ?

Some people would, others not. A bit like all humour.

 

[Keep the Faith]

SEE APPEALING AGAINST A BAN CAN PAY OFF.