Joke thread

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

And then he put his Handforth towards the heater

He wanted to be as Walmersley possibly could but also didnt want to Burn-age

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The vicar asked him for help in carrying a large seat to the top of a mound and began to explain how to do it. The man said "i am a simple man, please explain in 2 words what it is you want me to do".
The vicar replied "Bench....Hill..."

 

[Sam Armstrong]

Apparently, North Korea has just announced it now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary.

If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere!!

 

[Sam Armstrong]

I need to re-home a dog.

It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.

If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you!!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

He had to pull over on three separate Rhodes to puke

Dinner & Breakfast shame he could Oldham both down.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Dinner & Breakfast shame he could Oldham both down.

The Lees said about it the better to be honest...

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Stop and show some Mersey.

Funnily enough I was riding a horse along the Mersey. Bareback.... Found a horse accessory shop on route and asked how much was one particular Saddle worth

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Funnily enough I was riding a horse along the Mersey. Bareback.... Found a horse accessory shop on route and asked how much was one particular Saddle worth

Keep going east and you'll see that cow in Uddersfield.

 

[Sam Armstrong]

My girlfriend was worried that the mechanic would rip her off when she took her car into the garage just because she’s a blonde woman.

Imagine her relief when she found out that she only needed indicator fluid.

 

[Sam Armstrong]

Noah's diary : Day 39.

Unicorn pie is f*#king delicious!!!