Joke thread

[KS55]

Two owls sitting on a branch. One turned to the other and said I got engaged last night. The other said ‘You twit to who?’

To WHOM !!

 

[DrBlueBob]

Why don't owls look for a mate in inclement weather?

Because they are too wet to woo (m {Just for @KS55 }).

 

[LWashington]

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Getting in.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

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[yeseye]

You can tell it's hot today. I just saw a pensioner with the top button of her coat undone

 

[blue44]

I hope this is ok and acceptable.
delete if not

 

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[Dogtanian]

My wife is losing patience with my premature ejaculation problem...

At first she took it on the chin, but now it gets on her tits!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner,
Eating a steak and kidney pie,
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said,
'What the fuck's a plum doing in a steak and kidney pie?'

 

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[Dogtanian]

I’m so tired of Millennials and their attitudes….

Always walking around like they rent the place.

 

[Cellarite]

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You have to hand it to her.