Joke thread

[Blue_eyes]

I tried to work that joke out but I'm stumped.

You could always GOOGLY it!!

 

[JRockBlues]

You could always bat it around with a few friends in hope that someone slips in the right answer.

 

[dickie davies]

You could always bat it around with a few friends in hope that someone slips in the right answer.

That's a silly point

 

[Indaparkside]

Went to our local Chinese last night and asked for the specials menu


They gave me too much foo young

 

[lefty goldblatt]

My neighbours like to experiment during sex.
She was admitted to hospital, after she shoved a Hoover suction pipe up her minge.

When her husband rang the next day, he was told "she's picking up nicely"

 

[Indaparkside]

My neighbours like to experiment during sex.
She was admitted to hospital, after she shoved a Hoover suction pipe up her minge.

When her husband rang the next day, he was told "she's picking up nicely"

Was the doctor looking after her ‘Henry’

 

[LWashington]

My neighbours like to experiment during sex.
She was admitted to hospital, after she shoved a Hoover suction pipe up her minge.

When her husband rang the next day, he was told "she's picking up nicely"

Glad to here that she is better, I actually thought she might dyson.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Glad to here that she is better, I actually thought she might dyson.

That sucks

 

[LWashington]

My neighbours like to experiment during sex.
She was admitted to hospital, after she shoved a Hoover suction pipe up her minge.

When her husband rang the next day, he was told "she's picking up nicely"

That sucks

True, if she have died with a hoover inserted into her minge, it would have left a huge vacuum in his wife.

 

[Indaparkside]

True, if she have died with a hoover inserted into her minge, it would have left a huge vacuum in his wife.

At least they would have had an appropriate song at the funeral

Another one bites the dust