Joke thread

[jimharri]

Caesar et sum jam
Brutus et erat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at.

(Don't ask me to translate!)

Is it "infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me"?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Is it "infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me"?

Could be...

;))

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[KS55]

Unbelievable.

 

[Dicko69]

Reminds me of this oldie

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Reminds me of this oldie

I’ve seen that before and don’t fancy seeing it again lol

 

[JRockBlues]

Almost everything they post on that account makes me laugh.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Caesar et sum jam
Brutus et erat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at.

(Don't ask me to translate!)

I am already Caesar
And he was white
Caesar is thus in all things
Brutus thus in at.

We need funny Latin jokes mate.

 

[roman totale]

Caesar et sum jam
Brutus et erat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at.

(Don't ask me to translate!)

You’ve created a lot of wooshing sounds with this!

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

A bit of bleeding' culture for you.

An English builder is keen to implement the EU’s policy of job mobility, so he advertises a job in an international trade paper. Three applicants turn up: a Frenchman, a German and an Irishman. When the builder interviews them he points out that a basic knowledge of English is essential, especially of terms used in the building trade, so he has devised a little test. He asks each one of them the same question: “ Can you explain to me the difference between ‘girder’ and ‘joist’?”

The Frenchman shrugs his shoulders, admitting that he does not understand the terms. The German also admits that he has no idea.

Before the builder puts the question to the Irishman, he says “I know you speak English, but in the interests of equal treatment I have to ask you the same question as the other two: “What is the difference between ‘girder’ and ‘joist’?”

The Irishman replies, “Sure, everyone knows that. Goethe wrote ‘Faust’ and Joyce wrote ‘Ulysses’.”

Superb mate. Take a boo son.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I am already Caesar
And he was white
Caesar is thus in all things
Brutus thus in at.

We need funny Latin jokes mate.

Eh? That was hilarious.

 

[DrBlueBob]

You’ve created a lot of wooshing sounds with this!

You have to sing it to the tune of My old man's a dustman.

 

[blue44]

 

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[goalmole]

Caesar et sum jam
Brutus et erat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at.

(Don't ask me to translate!)

Brutus adsum iam forte
Caesar adsum tu
Passus iam sed Caesar.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Reminds me of this oldie

Oh fuck!

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Brutus adsum iam forte
Caesar adsum tu
Passus iam sed Caesar.

Perhaps Brutus is already here
Caesar, you are here
But Caesar has already suffered.


Ancient roman times were a laugh a minute.