Joke thread

[Deleted member 77198]

Reminds me of this oldie

How can it end there? What happened?!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

How can it end there? What happened?!

He became host of The Last Leg.

 

[dobingsdobber]

He became host of The Last Leg.

And replaced Victor Meldrew in One Foot in the Fence.

 

[LWashington]

How can it end there? What happened?!

His mate said, "Do you always have tibia prick?"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

How can it end there? What happened?!

Now't really, doctor said ' Heel be alright '

 

[LWashington]

If he lived in the USA he could have called FEMA.

 

[LWashington]

How can it end there? What happened?!

The dog got a new bone, well four small pieces of bone sticking out of a sock.

 

[goalmole]

omne bonum, habeo cursoriam foras






(I really hope Google translate has done that correctly)

On yer bike!

 

[Dogtanian]

I just bought two Harry Potter brooms in Poundland…

Quid each!

 

[hammocity]

I just bought two Harry Potter brooms in Poundland…

Quid each!

Not a joke but it’s being renamed Quad Ball because of a comment by JK Rowling about transgender. The governing body say their transgender and non binary players were upset. The ironic thing is the players of the real life version have to carry broomsticks between their legs, worlds gone mad.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[KS55]

I was just surprised Latin had a word for bike. Doesn’t seem possible!!

For Modern things scholars make up Latin Words. Guns, for example, are Tormenta.
The alternative word for bike is Catona.

 

[KS55]

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That’s Jimmy Clit hero.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[LWashington]

 

[bluebc]

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

 

[knuckles]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The biggest tits at England v Sweden women's Euros last night?

Harry Maguire and Victor Lindelof.

 

[knuckles]