Joke thread

[lefty goldblatt]

I went to a rough school. Our football team didn't have a grass pitch. We played on concrete.

In the first round of the two legged Inter School Cup, we played an even rougher school, who's pitch resembled a builders yard.
We won 2-1 at home and 3-1 away.

So that's 5-2 on aggregate

 

[LWashington]

I went to a rough school. Our football team didn't have a grass pitch. We played on concrete.

In the first round of the two legged Inter School Cup, we played an even rougher school, who's pitch resembled a builders yard.
We won 2-1 at home and 3-1 away.

So that's 5-2 on aggregate

That 3-1 away win really cemented the victory.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

That 3-1 away win really cemented the victory.

We're a hardcore bunch, but we went 1-0 down in the away leg, and things looked a bit rocky, but our Scottish centre forward Sandy scored a hat-trick

 

[xgorton]

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Or the dogs have been shitting everywhere.

 

[LWashington]

We're a hardcore bunch, but we went 1-0 down in the away leg, and things looked a bit rocky, but our Scottish centre forward Sandy scored a hat-trick

I saw the highlights on Pebble Mill at One.

 

[Indaparkside]

I keep shouting cauliflower, broccoli all the time for no reason
I think I’ve got florets

 

[Nellies left peg]

I went to a rough school. Our football team didn't have a grass pitch. We played on concrete.

In the first round of the two legged Inter School Cup, we played an even rougher school, who's pitch resembled a builders yard.
We won 2-1 at home and 3-1 away.

So that's 5-2 on aggregate

How did the one legged team get on?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

How did the one legged team get on?

They fell on stony ground

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I went to a rough school. Our football team didn't have a grass pitch. We played on concrete.

In the first round of the two legged Inter School Cup, we played an even rougher school, who's pitch resembled a builders yard.
We won 2-1 at home and 3-1 away.

So that's 5-2 on aggregate

What sort of pitch were they playing on.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

What sort of pitch were they playing on.

A poor one. It caused us lots of (t)rubble

 

[yeseye]

Quite frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt

 

[LWashington]

A poor one. It caused us lots of (t)rubble

Especially when full back Jack Hammer broke his leg. You should have seen it coming, there were warning signs all around.

 

[blue44]

 

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[lefty goldblatt]

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Is my bike outside?

 

[sir baconface]