Joke thread

[mikemcfc]

these bird puns are coming in like bullets, duck!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

What a lark

 

[r.soleofsalford]

these bird puns are coming in like bullets, duck!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Why are you all getting in to a flap on this thread ?

 

[mikemcfc]

no need to get owly.

 

[mikemcfc]

Why are you all getting in to a flap on this thread ?

Some folks can't help hawking their wit.

 

[SB Blue]

Some folks can't help hawking their wit.

Sorry for the short reply, I have to thrush.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You’re all mallardjusted individuals

 

[ray21]

This thread needs tweeting.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Richard Keys has just told me he wants to post a bird pun. Canary people do that?

Avocet mind to tell him to go away but let me know if you think he should have a tern.