Joke thread

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Stop it or you’ll be full of Egret

I'm Robin that one.

 

[SB Blue]

Shut it you pair of tits

Takes swan to know one

 

[Barcon]

Takes swan to know one

Shoebill regret that in the morning.




Fucking nailed it.

 

[JRockBlues]

I've had enough of these silly puns. I'm gonna flamingo and have a lie down before I have a funny tern.

 

[ray21]

You’re a load of babblers

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Some of these jokes are hard to swallow.

 

[LWashington]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with his bird puns, but he soon realised that toucan play at that game.

You should go round and Shag his sister up the Chough or smash her Jackdaws in.

 

[Barcon]

It took me a while to get the flamingo one, but then again, I’m not too swift

 

[idahoblues]

You're a loon!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You're a loon!

This is starling to get tedious now.