Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

Been looking round some used record shops for old U2 singles
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

In Tesco today, I was horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all.

Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer.

Walking back to the toilets with my pants around my ankles was a walk of shame I can tell you.

what a lood joke.

 

[Bill Walker]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19
Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.....

Fangs for that.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Fangs for that.

Let's paws for a moment, and wait for the dog puns.

What have I done? Sorry.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Let's paws for a moment, and wait for the dog puns.

What have I done? Sorry.

You've probably 'setter' trend...

 

[JRockBlues]

Let's paws for a moment, and wait for the dog puns.

What have I done? Sorry.

If you need a place to get away from it all for a while then might I suggest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labradorhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador

 

[Allnightlong]

Just been at the post office and two guys came in wearing masks.
TOTAL PANIC!!!!
Then they said ''this is a robbery'' and we all calmed down.

 

[happy daze]

You've probably 'setter' trend...

Correct,this'll springer a whole new line of puns unless the mods muzzle it

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

Let's paws for a moment, and wait for the dog puns.

What have I done? Sorry.

You're going to be hounded for this one

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think we'd best wait for the lab reports before doing anything