Joke thread

[sir baconface]

Coronavirus update.

Boredom has reached a sufficient level where it permissible to post jokes without punchlines.

 

[Blue Mist]

An Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman went to the beach.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

An Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman went to the beach.

...and..

 

[blue b4 the moon]

An Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman went to the beach.

I'm missing that pub.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

10 more weeks of this.



What did Scotty say to cpt Kirk..

 

[Dicko69]

10 more weeks of this.



What did Scotty say to cpt Kirk..

It's life Jim, but not as we know it

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It's life Jim, but not as we know it

I never thought of that one...


"We cannae tek it cap'n"
was the one I had in mind

 

[yeseye]

Now I'm off work and isolating I'm using the time to get back into a hobby I had back in the 80s. Glue sniffing.

 

[dickie davies]

An Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman went to the beach.

...and..

When they arrived they were asked by a policeman why they were at the beach

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When they arrived they were asked by a policeman why they were at the beach

To which the Irish man replied...