Joke thread

[ganganvince]

I never thought of that one...


"We cannae tek it cap'n"
was the one I had in mind

 

[ray21]

Because of the coronavirus my brother who sells yachts has had to start working from home, now sales are through the roof.

 

[dickie davies]

 

[JRockBlues]

Now I'm off work and isolating I'm using the time to get back into a hobby I had back in the 80s. Glue sniffing.

Sounds worthwhile. You should stick with it this time.

 

[jimharri]

What did the buffalo say to his child when he was going off to school ?

Bison.

 

[JULES]

What did the buffalo say to his child when he was going off to school ?

Bison.

thats like the old black country joke;
whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
you cant wash yer hands in a buffalo

 

[jimharri]

My mate who has a bad stutter has died in prison.

He never got the chance to finish his sentence.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

thats like the old black country joke;
whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
you cant wash yer hands in a buffalo

Reminds me of the Noddy Holder in a gents outfitter joke......

 

[The perfect fumble]

Not so much a joke but it made me smile....

 

[1.618034]

Not so much a joke but it made me smile....

I hope they're going to do a Greatest Saves comp, so the lad in nets gets some glory!