sir baconface
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I had trouble getting it until I turned the TV upside down and banged it a few times. Then all the instalments rushed out at once.
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Indaparkside
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Seamus and Murphy are walking down the road when seamus said look at that old headstone Murphy he lived to be 136 be Jesus your right said Murphy
what was his name
Miles. To London replied seamus
what was his name
Miles. To London replied seamus
jimharri
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One of my mates is a pilot for Aer Lingus but because of this lockdown he's off work, so l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating and he jumped at the chance....
I’ve gotta say, he made a lovely job of the landing!
I’ve gotta say, he made a lovely job of the landing!
Big Swifty
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What's the highest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State building.
Yeah, I know. Crap.
The Vampire State building.
Yeah, I know. Crap.
jimharri
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Christ; I thought some of the ones IWhat's the highest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State building.
Yeah, I know. Crap.
Indaparkside
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What's the highest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State building.
Yeah, I know. Crap.
Why did Dracula run his life was at stake
Why is it cheap to take Dracula out
He eats NECKS to nothing
DrBlueBob
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Don't worry Jim, some of them really are that bad. :-)Christ; I thought some of the ones Inickedborrowed to post on here were bad!
Tuearts right boot
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One of my mates is a pilot for Aer Lingus but because of this lockdown he's off work, so l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating and he jumped at the chance....
I’ve gotta say, he made a lovely job of the landing!
Ha ha..reminds of my mate the gynecologist. He's doing a bit of part time decorating whilst the virus is on and offered to my hallway. He arrived but I was out and hadn't left the keys. I phoned him up tell him not to bother but he said he's already started it, ...
' How do you manage that' I asked
' Easy, through the letterbox' he said....
dronefromsector7G
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Gave blood this morning. Instead of biscuits with my tea, they gave me a pitta bread stuffed with salad and meat... It was a donor kebab!
Paulpowersleftfoot
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My wife has a lisp and she’s wants me to stop taking the piss
She said she’s thick of it
She said she’s thick of it