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mindmyp's_n_q's
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What's the difference between a bullet and a US Police officer?
When a bullet kills someone, you can guarantee its been fired.
When a bullet kills someone, you can guarantee its been fired.
dronefromsector7G
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People laugh at my car because it's ugly and green... But at least I avocado!
Fred_Quimby
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A 'Dominic Cummings' is now a golfing term...
It means a really long drive that goes out of bounds but there's no penalty!
It means a really long drive that goes out of bounds but there's no penalty!
Sam Armstrong
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I was talking to my mate and told him, "The wife keeps going on at me and asking if I think I'm some kind of Alice in Wonderland character? It's getting really annoying!"
He said, "Are you mad at her?"
I said, "Fuck's sake, don't you start!"
He said, "Are you mad at her?"
I said, "Fuck's sake, don't you start!"
M
M
mat
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What's JK Rowling and Debbie McGhee got in common?
They have both been milking small wizards for years.
They have both been milking small wizards for years.
BackofJeanette
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My wife said to me " I can think of 14 reasons to divorce you, plus your obsession with tennis!"
I replied " That's 15 love!"
I replied " That's 15 love!"
Ifwecouldjust.......
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My budgie broke his leg today, so I made a splint from matches.
His face lit up when he tried to walk.
His face lit up when he tried to walk.
jimharri
Moderator
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
Few people know that unfortunately this made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
My coat is on hook 12, thanks.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
Few people know that unfortunately this made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
My coat is on hook 12, thanks.
jimharri
Moderator
Ashamed to say, I went along to the riots over George Floyd's death and looted myself a 65-inch telly.
Some would say that makes me a common thief, but I like to look at the bigger picture.
Some would say that makes me a common thief, but I like to look at the bigger picture.