Joke thread

[jimharri]

you may need to delete it then pal, ive no problems if you do.

My error; I should have said "edited", not deleted.

 

[Blue Mist]

My error; I should have said "edited", not deleted.

You missed the fact that I had replied to it and therefore the joke was still in the public eye. I have now edited my post as well.


P.S. Can I have a 'like' for doing that ?

 

[jimharri]

You missed the fact that I had replied to it and therefore the joke was still in the public eye. I have now edited my post as well.


P.S. Can I have a 'like' for doing that ?

Only the edited version, which I will leave in place. The original version wasn't great, to be honest.

 

[Blue Mist]

Only the edited version, which I will leave in place. The original version wasn't great, to be honest.

you can still give me a like though...…………… I collect them.

 

[jimharri]

you can still give me a like though...…………… I collect them.

Go on then.

 

[Bill Walker]

I’ve just had a decorator in to do some work. I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a Virgin Airways pilot who’s been layed of and earning a bit of extra cash.
He made a lovely job of the Landing.

 

[jimharri]

Was talking to Elvis in B&Q yesterday afternoon. He'd nipped in and returned a sander.

 

[jimharri]

A pear from liverpool has become the first ever piece of fruit to pass it's driving test.

The problem is,he doesn't avocado.

 

[Blue Mist]

A pear from liverpool has become the first ever piece of fruit to pass it's driving test.

The problem is,he doesn't avocado.

Jim, I was just wondering, haven't you got something else to do ? anything, anything at all ?

 

[jimharri]

Jim, I was just wondering, haven't you got something else to do ? anything, anything at all ?

Behave fella. It's not great, granted. But it's not noticeably worse than a lot of the contributions on here.