Joke thread

[mat]

I've got a joke about trickle down economics but 99% of you won't get it.

 

[LWashington]

My mate asked me this one as a quiz question, I spent ages trying to work it out, eventually he had to tell me the answer.

The sister of which member of England's 1966 World Cup Winning squad, had a UK number one single in 1974 ?

Spoiler

Jimmy Greaves, his sister Freda ........ Freda Greaves - When Will I See You Again

 

[Big Swifty]

That is terrible. Red card for you. And a two-year ban.

 

[Sam Armstrong]

LET THIS BE A WARNING!!

DO NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you enter a supermarket ... it seriously erases your memory.

I only went in for bread and milk for the mrs the other day and, after scanning my forehead with a thermal imager, I somehow came out with three cases of beer!!

if that’s not proof what is??

 

[andyhinch]

@mancitymax thinks he’s ITK, I’m still pissing myself but that’s probably an age thing

 

[DazWA9]

 

[DazWA9]

 

[kippax4ever]

My mate asked me this one as a quiz question, I spent ages trying to work it out, eventually he had to tell me the answer.

The sister of which member of England's 1966 World Cup Winning squad, had a UK number one single in 1974 ?

Spoiler

Jimmy Greaves, his sister Freda ........ Freda Greaves - When Will I See You Again

Got it in the end..

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

LET THIS BE A WARNING!!

DO NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you enter a supermarket ... it seriously erases your memory.

I only went in for bread and milk for the mrs the other day and, after scanning my forehead with a thermal imager, I somehow came out with three cases of beer!!

if that’s not proof what is??

I just left with a case of Corona

 

[Ashleymcduff]

My mate David has lost his ID

now we just call him Dav