Joke thread

kippax4ever said:
Got it in the end..
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You did well, I thought it was a serious question and not a trick/joke . I was trying to convince myself that Suzi Quatro was English, as she was the only female solo artist I could think of, who had a number one around that time. ( It was in the pub many years back when he asked me so I had no access to internet) .
 
LWashington said:
You did well, I thought it was a serious question and not a trick/joke . I was trying to convince myself that Suzi Quatro was English, as she was the only female solo artist I could think of, who had a number one around that time. ( It was in the pub many years back when he asked me so I had no access to internet) .
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Took me 3times reading it,then it clicked.mate,
Must be my simple heart..
 
A M*******y fan gets washed up on a desert island. For months his only company was a dog and a pig. Being isolated, every now and again he would get the "urge" and attempt to fuck the pig, but every time he tried, the dog would bite him on the ankle.

Anyway, one day he couldn't believe his luck as a beautiful blonde woman got stranded on the island too. She had almost drowned trying to get ashore, but he swam out to rescue her and gave her the kiss of life. "Oh you saved my life" she says. "As a token of my appreciation, I will do ANYTHING you want me to do".

"Great" says your man, "can you bring that fucking dog for a walk"
 
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