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Alan Harper's Tash
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As the burglar entered the darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes...
...and let the cat do the rest
...and let the cat do the rest
Bill Walker
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I went to Scotland last weekend to the Highland Games.
Met a girl there and I thought I'd found the love of my life.
Turned out just to be a 'fling'
Met a girl there and I thought I'd found the love of my life.
Turned out just to be a 'fling'
dronefromsector7G
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I’ve been shagging a siamese twin but she finished with me when she found out I was shagging her sister behind her back!
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What’s the mating call of a Blackbird
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Come to bed Winston.
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Come to bed Winston.
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Zubrman
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A mate of mine specialises in comfy, two-seater sofas.
He's a double-lazing salesman.
He's a double-lazing salesman.
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Two cats have a swimming race.
First cat called One Two Three
Second is called Un Deux Trois
Which cat won?
One Two Three because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq
First cat called One Two Three
Second is called Un Deux Trois
Which cat won?
One Two Three because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq