Which reminds me of the andy goram song when he was having issues at rangers
Theres only 2 andy gorams etc
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Theres only 2 andy gorams etc
A man went into a supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower. The young greens-produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers. The man persisted and asked to see the manager, and the boy went to find him.
Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, "Some w***** out there wants to buy half a cauliflower." As he finished the sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?”
"Cardiff, sir," the boy replied.
"Why did you leave Cardiff?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players.”
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Cardiff.”
"You're kidding?" replied the boy. "What position did she play?”
Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, "Some w***** out there wants to buy half a cauliflower." As he finished the sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?”
"Cardiff, sir," the boy replied.
"Why did you leave Cardiff?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players.”
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Cardiff.”
"You're kidding?" replied the boy. "What position did she play?”
dronefromsector7G
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One of the seven dwarves has been arrested for having sex with a giraffe... He said the other six put him up to it
Fred_Quimby
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I was once on a sight seeing visit to Paris. As i was just about to take a photo of Notre Dame cathedral, Quasimodo ran past me and into an alleyway with a gang of kids chasing him. As i followed to investigate, i saw him cornered and heard him say "for the last time i haven't got your fuckin ball"
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Jokes like that really get my back upI was once on a sight seeing visit to Paris. As i was just about to take a photo of Notre Dame cathedral, Quasimodo ran past me and into an alleyway with a gang of kids chasing him. As i followed to investigate, i saw him cornered and heard him say "for the last time i haven't got your fuckin ball"
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Dont go taking the humpJokes like that really get my back up
i had a hunch it wouldJokes like that really get my back up
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I thought it would ring a few bells with some people.
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thought you'd end up chiming in.I thought it would ring a few bells with some people.