Joke thread

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Prince Andrew was shocked when the queen stripped him of his military titles. “It was the first time I’d been stripped by an adult”, he said.

 

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City drawing at Forest.

I'm nursing my hangover with Singha and Kronenbourg.
The most one sided fucking draw i have ever witnessed.
This fucking club hey?

 

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[bluethrunthru]

Not really a joke but goats and Toms - who knew? They look so happy - this is like day in day out you eat plain unbuttered toast and today the keeper turns up with ice cream........ LOTS OF ICE CREAM

 

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Frank Bruno, aged over 40, was interviewed on the radio. He said, "I've got the body of a 30 year old".

A bit later the presenter said, "We've had a call from a 30 year old, and he wants his body back".

(True story)

 

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[bluethrunthru]

PMSL

 

[Uwe Already]

Good lord! Reincarnation of Bob Hoskins

 

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The woman in the background looks like Christine O’neal, from the TV show “Two doors down“

 

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