Joke thread

[Big Swifty]

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I watched the women's beach volleyball and increased my personal best by 2cm

 

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[Nellies left peg]

Got this sent by a mate ? yesterday

 

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[Aguerooooooo93:20]

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It seems Gary & Wayne's dad was right about the pair of them :-)

 

[Indaparkside]

I got sacked from the butchers once for putting my cock in the bacon slicer,
She kept hers

 

[bluethrunthru]

Smaller than I thought it would be

 

[GornikDaze]

Smaller than I thought it would be

Crap acoustics too!!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Man and young blonde big breasted girl pull up in a secluded lovers lane,

Man, "OK, get in the back"

Girl "No"

Man, "Come on, get in the back"

Girl "No, I don't want"

Man "Come on, get in the back"

Girl "I've just said, no I don't want"

Man, getting frustrated with a massive hard on "Why not?"

Girl " 'Cos I want to stay in the front with you"

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Man and young blonde big breasted girl pull up in a secluded lovers lane,

Man, "OK, get in the back"

Girl "No"

Man, "Come on, get in the back"

Girl "No, I don't want"

Man "Come on, get in the back"

Girl "I've just said, no I don't want"

Man, getting frustrated with a massive hard on "Why not?"

Girl " 'Cos I want to stay in the front with you"

Stan Boardman wants his joke back.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Stan Boardman wants his joke back.

The Fokker...

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The Fokker...

Lost his chippy..........

 

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