Joke thread

[Keep the Faith]

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[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

I took my wife to the new Eskimo restaurant last night, we asked to see the menu and the waiter said “We don’t have many options so I’ll run through it with you”
He said “We have whale meat steaks, whale meat curry, whale meat stir fry, and of course our weekly special “The Vera Lynn” I said “What’s the Vera Lynn ?” The waiter said “Whale meat again”


(a very old joke)

Whale meat again, a great album by Jim Capaldi.

 

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Hope that’s not in Atherton!

 

[horlock_was_super]

I took my wife to the new Eskimo restaurant last night, we asked to see the menu and the waiter said “We don’t have many options so I’ll run through it with you”
He said “We have whale meat steaks, whale meat curry, whale meat stir fry, and of course our weekly special “The Vera Lynn” I said “What’s the Vera Lynn ?” The waiter said “Whale meat again”


(a very old joke)

My secondary school art teacher ( who fancied himself as a bit of a comedian) told the whole class this very joke at our first ever lesson with him.

That was September 1976.

Cheers for making me feel really fucking old you twat!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Hope that’s not in Atherton!

I thought Westhaughton were "caw-eds"!!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

My secondary school art teacher ( who fancied himself as a bit of a comedian) told the whole class this very joke at our first ever lesson with him.

That was September 1976.

Cheers for making me feel really fucking old you twat!

Don't be so harsh, it took him ages to translate it from the original Latin!!

 

[balotellishaircut]

My secondary school art teacher ( who fancied himself as a bit of a comedian) told the whole class this very joke at our first ever lesson with him.

That was September 1976.

Cheers for making me feel really fucking old you twat!

Can I give you 3 likes that’s so funny blue..

 

[lefty goldblatt]