Joke thread

[MCFC68]

 

[Vienna_70]

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Now then! Now then!

 

[Casey69]

I know it's not very PC but back in the day my dad, he's no longer with us, used to call them Spack Chariots

Used to watch a guy who drove one, once he took a shortcut across a footpath to save going round the main road! He got out, lifted it on to the pavement got back in and drove up the path making pedestrians jump out of the way could never figure out what his disability was, he even used to take his wife shopping in it!

 

[Sam101]

Met a guy the other night called Ian Tevvy,

He reckons his brother was the lead singer with the Hollies.

 

[KS55]

Met a guy the other night called Ian Tevvy,

He reckons his brother was the lead singer with the Hollies.

Is that a Clarkie? (Subtle!)

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Our local independent school is fundraising by selling special advent calendars. They're pretty much the same as normal advent calendars except the doors get opened by your father's business partners.

 

[Uwe Already]

I’m reading a book on how they used to roll young medieval servants down hills

It’s a real page turner

 

[JASR]

I’m reading a book about the origins of a Radio 4 comedy panel show, amazingly it dates back to the court of Henry VIII and a short lived act, it was called Jester Minute

 

[Uwe Already]

I just bought a Jehovah’s Witness advent calendar, every time a door opens a voice shouts “fuck off!”

 

[SCEtoAUX]

"Should be less" translated into German is "Sollten weniger"

(Not really a joke, not even funny, I'll give it mildly amusing at best).

 

[sir baconface]

I just bought a Jehovah’s Witness advent calendar, every time a door opens a voice shouts “fuck off!”

Mine was the Microsoft edition.

All the windows froze.

 

[dickie davies]

I just bought a Jehovah’s Witness advent calendar, every time a door opens a voice shouts “fuck off!”

I bought a ruSSian advent calendar
Every time a window was opened a corporate executive fell out

 

[Sam101]

Police have arrested an Eskimo on suspicion of rape.



They want to know what he was doing on the night of September to April.

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

More books:

Clearing Leaves by Ray King

Daring Mountaineers by Cliff Hanger

Mating in Tigers by Claude Balls

 

[mrcunny]