Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

I'm not really surprised to be honest, as It's Grammar.....

I thought that was my mams mam ?

 

[Lavinda Past]

.

 

[Travellingman]

Leeds, surprised ?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[jimharri]

Leeds, surprised ?

I'm saying nowt!

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Can we please have a joke thread and a Too Clever For My Own Good Joke Thread

All this some bastard bartender poured a third of a pint for a mathematician is doing my swede in. I went to a Comprehensive. If you took O levels you got battered for being posh.
I get the 'I left my bike outside' joke, I don't get the Manchester fuckin' Grammer Head Boy shit, i bet even @Prestwich_Blue doesn't get them cos he only went to a polytechnic and we all know they are pretend uni's

Three logicians walk into a bar. The barman says “do you all want a beer?”

The first logician says “I don’t know.”
The second logician says “I don’t know either.”
The third logician says “Yes.”

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Three logicians walk into a bar. The barman says “do you all want a beer?”

The first logician says “I don’t know.”
The second logician says “I don’t know either.”
The third logician says “Yes.”

Thought that this might be appropriate then.

 

[normskih]

I'm saying nowt!

So dangerous, that seat. Why would they have a seat like that in a stadium?

 

[SCEtoAUX]

So dangerous, that seat. Why would they have a seat like that in a stadium?

Disused camera position.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Can we please have a joke thread and a Too Clever For My Own Good Joke Thread

All this some bastard bartender poured a third of a pint for a mathematician is doing my swede in. I went to a Comprehensive. If you took O levels you got battered for being posh.
I get the 'I left my bike outside' joke, I don't get the Manchester fuckin' Grammer Head Boy shit, i bet even @Prestwich_Blue doesn't get them cos he only went to a polytechnic and we all know they are pretend uni's

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

 

[Bill Walker]

I want one !!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Thought that this might be appropriate then.

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Make it stop!!!!!

 

[TravisBickle]

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I want one !!

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?

Together we can stop this shit!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Disused camera position.

That was a single by The Fall wasn’t it?

 

[the blue panther]

Disused camera position.

Is this something to do with Russell Brand?

 

[aguero93:20]

Can we please have a joke thread and a Too Clever For My Own Good Joke Thread

All this some bastard bartender poured a third of a pint for a mathematician is doing my swede in. I went to a Comprehensive. If you took O levels you got battered for being posh.
I get the 'I left my bike outside' joke, I don't get the Manchester fuckin' Grammer Head Boy shit, i bet even @Prestwich_Blue doesn't get them cos he only went to a polytechnic and we all know they are pretend uni's

We can't dumb everything down to your level misty, or the thread will end up on page 10.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Adding a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:

Bob ate Jane's sandwich.
Bob ate Jane's colon.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What goes quick?

A duck from New Zealand.