Joke thread

[sir baconface]

What’s the difference between pink and purple?

Strength of grip,

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I miss Covid 19.

No traffic, no tourists and cunts had to stay 2 metres away from me.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

My four-year-old grandson can’t even say “Please” in Spanish. That’s poor for four, isn’t it?

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Not really a joke but the tyre incident at the end gave me a chuckle

Welcome to Wrexham. Just another scouse suburb.

 

[JRockBlues]

What’s the difference between pink and purple?

Strength of grip,

ask Gibbs-White

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

ask Gibbs-White

Can see the loss of Rodders hurting us.
That’s no joke either.

 

[Blue Mist]

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Except the food that went to land fill or just simply rotted away in the very back of your cupboard, the corner bit that's just too hard to get to and where that carrot always falls down, you know, the one you'll get tomorrow. That wasn't flushed down the toilet.

 

[KS55]

Except the food that went to land fill or just simply rotted away in the very back of your cupboard, the corner bit that's just too hard to get to and where that carrot always falls down, you know, the one you'll get tomorrow. That wasn't flushed down the toilet.

In UK, ONE MILLION chickens a year go into the bin. Jeez.

 

[york away to this!]

In UK, ONE MILLION chickens a year go into the bin. Jeez.

What for? Nosey, pecky fuckers...

 

[Blue Mist]

In UK, ONE MILLION chickens a year go into the bin. Jeez.

That Auny Podean fellah clearly didn't think his (cough) 'joke' through.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Except the food that went to land fill or just simply rotted away in the very back of your cupboard, the corner bit that's just too hard to get to and where that carrot always falls down, you know, the one you'll get tomorrow. That wasn't flushed down the toilet.

You have a turd in your cupboard?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

ask Gibbs-White

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Blue Mist]

You have a turd in your cupboard?

Don't we all ? Half eleven Friday night, you dare not wake the missus up and you can always blame the dog.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Except the food that went to land fill or just simply rotted away in the very back of your cupboard, the corner bit that's just too hard to get to and where that carrot always falls down, you know, the one you'll get tomorrow. That wasn't flushed down the toilet.

And what if you shat in the sink?

 

[lawton mellor]

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Is that Agueroooooooooo in blue?