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Lavinda Past
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True(ish) story....
It's not well known that Tiny Tenable has a huge cock. He was with a girl one night and got her back to his place. When she saw his massive cock she said "that's too big for my fanny, I'll just suck the end"
"Fuck off" said Tiny, "I can do that for myself".
Bill Walker
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Fiftyyearsandcounting
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I quit my job to pursue my dream in archaeology, my career is now in ruins.
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up. I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
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Some one keeps calling my number, must think I'm the met' office. Keeps asking "Is the coast clear"?
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There’s a monkey swinging on the vines going home to his mrs whilst having some erotic thoughts, as he’s getting exited BANG he goes into a branch losing his todger , he painfully climbs down and asks mr elephant if he’s seen it ? No sorry replies mr elephant, he bumps into mr snake and gets the same answer, moments later he asks mr jaguar , have you seen my todger mr jaguar? Yes he said but.. I’ve ate it
What? said the monkey why have you done that ? The spotted cat replies, because I’m a tool eater jaguar!!
What? said the monkey why have you done that ? The spotted cat replies, because I’m a tool eater jaguar!!
sir baconface
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This was forwarded to me by an Everton fan. Seems legit…
FA statement on Haaland
"An inquiry into the unacceptable
conduct by Erling Haaland in the 3-3 draw with Tottenham Hotspur has been held. Following remonstrations with referee Simon Hooper, the Manchester City player subsequently tweeted 'Wtf' in response to a video of the passage of play. The FA take such actions extremely seriously and have thus decided to dock Everton
5 points".
FA statement on Haaland
"An inquiry into the unacceptable
conduct by Erling Haaland in the 3-3 draw with Tottenham Hotspur has been held. Following remonstrations with referee Simon Hooper, the Manchester City player subsequently tweeted 'Wtf' in response to a video of the passage of play. The FA take such actions extremely seriously and have thus decided to dock Everton
5 points".
blue44
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Two Bikers talking, one says:
“what’s the biggest thrill you’ve ever experienced?”
“Riding my bike at very high speeds”
“No, I meant the other kind of a thrill, you know like feeling a tit or a ****”
“Oh yeah, when I fell off at the traffic lights”.
“what’s the biggest thrill you’ve ever experienced?”
“Riding my bike at very high speeds”
“No, I meant the other kind of a thrill, you know like feeling a tit or a ****”
“Oh yeah, when I fell off at the traffic lights”.
