joke thread....

[PinkFinal]

 

[Indaparkside]

Due to the ongoing fuel shortages, Chris Rea has decided to start walking home for Christmas.

And the cars new single
Who’s gonna walk you home tonight

 

[dobingsdobber]

The original joke was a blonde woman emerging from the sea in a wetsuit

She pulls down the zip, shows cleavage and rummages inside the suit and gives the bloke a fag
Then rummages again, revealing more cleavage and pulls out a small bottle of whisky

Then she says, whilst pulling the zip down further "it must be five years since you've played around!"

He replies "fucking hell, you got a set of golf clubs in there"

It was a chip-pan when I first heard it.

 

[dickie davies]

It was a chip-pan when I first heard it.

You can play golf with a chip pan!

Actually I take that back as the European team were last week

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

BBC taking the piss now
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I thought Boko Haram was a sixties pop group…

 

[maccieblue]

The original joke was a blonde woman emerging from the sea in a wetsuit

She pulls down the zip, shows cleavage and rummages inside the suit and gives the bloke a fag
Then rummages again, revealing more cleavage and pulls out a small bottle of whisky

Then she says, whilst pulling the zip down further "it must be five years since you've played around!"

He replies "fucking hell, you got a set of golf clubs in there"

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[MCFCTrick]

And the cars new single
Who’s gonna walk you home tonight

Surely it would be called 'Walk'?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Surely it would be called 'Walk'?

You're thinking of The Corrs, not The Cars.
There is a difference between Ric Ocasek and Sharon.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Propagating.

What a Jamaican calls two men holding hands.

 

[MCFCTrick]

You're thinking of The Corrs, not The Cars.
There is a difference between Ric Ocasek and Sharon.

The Cars single was called Drive ... hence Walk.