joke thread....

dobingsdobber

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The original joke was a blonde woman emerging from the sea in a wetsuit

She pulls down the zip, shows cleavage and rummages inside the suit and gives the bloke a fag
Then rummages again, revealing more cleavage and pulls out a small bottle of whisky

Then she says, whilst pulling the zip down further "it must be five years since you've played around!"

He replies "fucking hell, you got a set of golf clubs in there"
It was a chip-pan when I first heard it.
 

maccieblue

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The original joke was a blonde woman emerging from the sea in a wetsuit

She pulls down the zip, shows cleavage and rummages inside the suit and gives the bloke a fag
Then rummages again, revealing more cleavage and pulls out a small bottle of whisky

Then she says, whilst pulling the zip down further "it must be five years since you've played around!"

He replies "fucking hell, you got a set of golf clubs in there"
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