joke thread....

[lefty goldblatt]

Carburettor for me

 

[dickie davies]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Magicpole]

Well done @Magicpole not everyone gets a sticker you know.

I was well chuffed.

 

[dickie davies]

I hate it when someone tries to impress me by pretending to be cultured
They'll say that they like Mozart's works but I reckon they've never even seen one of his paintings

 

[crazyg]

I hate it when someone tries to impress me by pretending to be cultured
They'll say that they like Mozart's works but I reckon they've never even seen one of his paintings

My daughter saw his drawings in the Sistine Chapel recently when she was in Rome. Said they were OK, but she strained her neck looking up at them.
;-)

 

[Psychedelic Casual]

My daughter saw his drawings in the Sistine Chapel recently when she was in Rome. Said they were OK, but she strained her neck looking up at them.
;-)

The sixteenth chapel? Who painted the other fifteen?

 

[crazyg]

The sixteenth chapel? Who painted the other fifteen?

Some guy called Rodin, she told me.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

The sixteenth chapel? Who painted the other fifteen?

Armitage shanks, that’s who did our cistern!

 

[dickie davies]

Some guy called Rodin, she told me.

Our holding midfielder!

He is talented