A new arrival is being shown around Hell by Satan himself, “You can choose where you spend eternity”.
In the first chamber, people are lashing each other with spiked whips, there’s screaming and blood everywhere, “I don’t fancy that” the man says. They move on.
In the second chamber people are throwing buckets of hot water over each other. “How hot is the water” the man asks, “100 F-boiling” he’s told. Everyone has massive blisters and scalding. “Not for me” the man says. They move on.
In the third chamber, everyone is sat on stools drinking cups of tea. There’s an awful smell as the floor is deep in human shit. The man thinks he’ll get used to it and agrees to stay there. “Okay, says the devil, grab a cup of tea and find a stool to sit on”. The Devil leaves.
Five minutes later he returns, “OK, tea break over, off the stools and back on your heads”.
